Armed and Dangerous Review

Armed and Dangerous
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I read a few gamer magazine reviews about this title. They claimed it was great to play and had gut busting moments. IT WAS ALL TRUE!
Warning - this game would be good for kids....HOWEVER the jokes and comments are very adult. This game is a shooter....but the violence is mild and made funny, not gory. I would say it is ok for 12 yrs old and up.
Want an example of FUNNY? One of your weapons is a Shark gun. Yes, you shoot it at an enemy, yet all you see is a shark fin swimming on top of the ground. Suddenly, a Great White shark lunges up from underneath the enemy, bites into him and shakes him around like a rag doll before disappearing into the dirt again...THEN IT PATROLS FOR MORE ENEMIES!!!! It can easily wipe out a gang that has you pinned! Best of all, it never gets old. I could watch it again and again and again!!!
Excellent job LucasArts.
The cutscenes are a must see. Do not skip anything, even the opening credits and titles for the game. Some are cute, some are funny and some will have you laughing out loud. True example - I was playing this game at 2am. One of the cutscenes made me burst out laughing. My girlfriend was asleep and did not enjoy being woken up to see me having a great time...lol
Basically, you are part of a crew of rogue-ish Scotsmen roaming the country side for The Book of Rule. You have a blind old Jewish man, a Mole and a robot Roman soldier as sidekicks. Comments while you play and shoot bad guys are made by your side kicks. Example - The Mole cries out in a thick Scottish accent, "Did you hear the one about Miners? Miners do it in the dark!" I have bad guys crawling all over me and I start laughing so hard they killed me quickly becasue I could not react!
Use a rocket to knock off a guy up on a cliff edge and watch and laugh as the vistim cries out something like, "Avenge my death!" and his body flies through the air and lands right near you with a hard smack. Down right funny.
My only gripe about this game - the cut scene graphics are a very low quality. I think the animation and character designs could have been better. Look at their arms...they look very puppet-ish and silly. The video itself is low quality and at times, hard to make out the details. I am really disappointed at LucasArts for that.
No other complaints, the game is awesome fun....play it the first time without the music on so you can hear all the funny screams, comments, etc. Play the game again WITH the music on..the music really adds to the game!!!!

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There's no kill like overkill!Product InformationMeet the Lionhearts. A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels bound on animpossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons they are destinedfor victory in 12000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an armyof psychotic robots and wall-smashing Goliaths they just might save theworld...if they don't burn it down first.Product FeaturesNavigate through a richly entertaining story with two smack-talkin' partners in crime.Explore five diverse environments including icy and snowy regions mountains with breathtaking vistas deep and foreboding woods and rain-spattered cliffs.Take down wicked enemies like half-man half-animal Grunts eliminator droids wall-smashing Goliaths evil monks and wild twiglets.Shoot your way through 21 action-packed missions.Brandish over 17 outlandish weapons like the Topsy-Turvy the VindalooRocket Launcher or the World's Smallest Black Hole and the Land Shark Gun.Product Reviews"9 out of 10. Essential Selection Award" - GMRWindows RequirementsWindows 98SE Me 2000 XPIntel Pentium III 1 GHz or AMD Athlon 1 GHz processor required100% DirectX 9.0 compatible computer256 MB of RAM required32 MB 3D Graphics Card with Hardware Transform and lighting (T&L) Capability required100% DirectX 9.0 compatible Audio Device requiredQuad Speed CD-ROM drive requiredKeyboard requiredMouse requiredMicrosoft DirectX 9.0b is included on this CD. Note: DirectXmay require the latest drivers for your particular hardware.

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